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O meu primo tava a falar com a gaja no WhatsApp na praça, usando o wi-fi grátis da câmara. Do nada a net caiu. Ele ficou 2 horas sentado no banco a fingir que tava a ler bíblia pra não perder o lugar. Quando a net voltou, a miúda já tinha lhe bloqueado. Ele disse "a EDM da net me matou". Agora ele vai na casa dela com saldo. Aprendeu da pior forma. #desabafos
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anonimo26438•há 3 dias
Heeeee alô, pauladas so
anonimo98066•há 3 dias
Eu não aguento com essas histórias que parece ia😂😂😂😂😂
anonimo33657•há 3 dias
anonimo98066Hahaha essa história até parece filme de comédia moçambicana